Am I the only remaining person on the entire planet still on dial-up? As of tomorrow I will finally be EMBRACING THE FUTURE by upgrading to broadband. It brings a tear to my eye that I will no longer be listening to the Skrillex-esque dial tone every time I connect.
Except when you’ve found out your brother and his wife had just lost their 9 week old baby. Then moral support trumps blogging in this case.
As well as salivated over a bag of homemade eclairs for hours before devouring the whole lot. It had been productive day.
MY MANAGER “Hey, if you had to be a dinosaur, what would you be?”
ME “Uh…..a pterodactyl?”
MY MANAGER “Oh really? I thought you’d be a lickalotopuss.”
ME “A what…..oh.”
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